Pimp My Parents' Basement - The design show for the new economy.
Silicone Theater - No pretentious Oscar hopefuls here folks, just boobs. Like Cinemax at midnight but I'm scheduling this at 8:00 - right after The Manson Family Hour.
Psycho Hollywood Squares - Christopher Walken, Eric Roberts, Sean Young, David Arquette, Lindsay Lohan, Nicolas Cage and a contestant who's afraid to play with them.
Ask Dr. No - The Bond villain gives medical advice.
Lawyers Guns and Money - lucky contestant gets whatever is necessary to solve their problems.